Wednesday’s Wisdom

pewshot-child-drawing-16x9Words of Wisdom from Children

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14

3. Never tell your Mom her diet’s not  working. – Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence. – Robert, 13

6. Don’t squat with your spurs on. – Noronha, 13

7. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11

8. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14

9. Don’t sneeze in front of Mom when you’re eating crackers. – Mitchell, 12

10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. – Andrew, 9

11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9

12. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armir, 9

13. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. – Kellie, 11

14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15

15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9

16. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10

17. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom  when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13

18. Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8

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